Contrary to what the titles of this and a previous post may seem to imply, I don’t actually hold a grudge against pizza. In fact, I’ve very much enjoyed the last I-don’t-know-how-many slices of pizza I’ve consumed, and I look forward to enjoying my next I-don’t-know-how-many slices. But even when presented with as many slices as I’d like for the low price of zero dollars, I’ve consciously opted for less free pizza in my life.